January 16th

-Today I was in the forest walking around. I keep seeing the ever present signs of gorillaz. The apes are impressive in size and strength but whom ever compaired their intelligence to that of man was sadly mistaken. Why... who ever heard of a machine that could produce light without a fire? Lunicy i tell you. And just today i heard one of them talking about something called a lightbulb.

January 28th

-Again these blasted bananas are staring at me... I get the impression that i happen to be *What's for Dinner*. Once again i am faced with the realization that I am alone on this island for good. The mages left me here to die! Blast them! Blast them all to the netherlands from whence they came!!! If I am to die I'll die with a few bananas on MY plate! I"ll take a few out!!!! YOU HEAR ME! YOU"LL ALL DIE!!! DEATH TO THE BANANAS! AND YOUR GORILLA MASTERS TOO!!!!! ahahahahaha!!!!

March 3rd

-This is it...I think this is the end... With an attempt on my life that sparked this maddess I left to destroy their city in the trees.... They're looking at... always looking.... but not anymore... Now with my own disigns i have burnt their city...and ravaged their women. I am taken them captive and eaten their corpses... I am one of them now.. Beastly... and Evil to the core... They're coming for me now... I will die free! FREEE I TELL YOU! This may be my last entry. I must go now... and prepare for their army...

June 6th

-I am dying... Finally after months of running on this island they found me. After a ritual in which they peeled my skin and sliced off parts of me for a sunday... They have left me in the woods with the gorillaz. The stupid beasts have done all they can for me... but with their limited technology they can't help me now... I say it again... it was all worth it... I... I.....